How to Behave: New Rules for Highly Evolved Humans

How to Behave: New Rules for Highly Evolved Humans: "

Ask a Basterd: Am I a Jerk if I Dump Our Sucky Rock Band Bassist? Minimum Waiting Period Before Revealing a Spoiler If Your Call Drops, Call Back Don't Google-Stalk Before a First Date	'	Don't Blog or Tweet Anything With More Than Half a Million Hits Ask a Basterd: Should I Ask My World Of Warcraft Wife if She's Really a Dude? Delete Unwanted Posts From Your Facebook Wall Meet Online Friends in the Real World
Texting in the Company of Others Is OK If You Can't Buy It Online, Feel Free to BitTorrent Never Broadcast Your Relationship Status Don't Lie With Your Facebook Photo	'	Seek Out Your Coworkers on Facebook Leave Your Wi-Fi Open Elements of Viral Video Ask a Basterd: Is It OK to Look at Porn at Work?
Balance Your Media Diet Ask a Basterd: Can I Post My Wife's Butt on Twitter Without Asking? Online Conversations Are Not All About You Excuses for Calling in Sick	'	Ask a Basterd: If I Exaggerate My Salary on Online Dating Profile, Should I Fess Up? Be Mindful of Your Personal Space There's No Such Thing as Too Many Friends You Can Reinvent Yourself Online
Friend Your Boss But Not Your Boss's Boss Ignore Your Ex on Facebook Ask a Basterd: Can I Talk on the Phone While Taking a Whiz? Ditch the Headset Choose the Right Ringtone	'	Don't Hesitate to Haggle on Craigslist Ask a Basterd: Can I Answer My Cell at a Movie if It Seems Urgent? Don't Work All the Time — You'll Live to Regret It Never Unfollow Someone Just Because They Unfollowed You Holsters: A Style Guide

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